They’re here

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

oh FUCJK i just realized something

holdon just give me a fucking second

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like