Bae

i find it weird that americans are all like ‘omg it must be so scary to live in australia!!!’ but like?? america is worse??? you guys have school shootings, police brutality, incredibly lax gun laws. australia only has are a few animals that can be deadly when they defend themselves.

^^^^^^

Netflix and pay my bills

i have the same reaction to babies 

white person sucking a nipple: this is too spicy

@harborintheshadows I’m in fucking tears dude!

HAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH IM DONE!

I want to be at home 😭 I skyped with my best friend for almost 4 hours yesterday and it just made me miss home even more than I already do. I cannot wait to get out of this shitty place and feel happy again.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the tears are very much so real right now

54 days and 22 hours until i leave for home dude! 

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

@harborintheshadows???

Hahaha the drunk idiots on the streets in the city on a Saturday night are more dangerous than any animals in Australia