Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

it’s not going too well

scratch that, try again

nervous rambling

scrawled words

i tear out the page and try again

i’m trying to write you a letter

it’s my fourth time restarting

the failed predecessors haunt my desk

mocking my failures.

my pen slips, the paper tears

scratch that, try again.

i want it to be perfect

it has to be perfect

it has to be deserving of you

1 tear out the page and try again

my dearest friend

who i am in love with

could you please spare some pity

and hold my hand?

could you please kiss me gently

or hold me close?

scratch that, try again

my hands are shaking

my pen slips

the ink runs across the paper

i apologize

and again

and once more, for good measure

you scold me when i say it too much.

i tear out the page and try again

there’s a thousand things i want to tell you

what if i write you a poem?

would that make you happy?

would you smile?

would you cringe?

scratch that, try again

there’s a thousand things i want to say

and i’m running out of words

ink-stained fingers

and an empty envelope

with our names printed on it

i tear out the page.