FunSlimeReviews

hello . im yves.

not really 2 fond of most ppl take dat as u will.. masc & fem i suppoose so obvs he & her only. its tacky having a bajillion prns under the sun no shade

what cynic~schzoid~masterpiece that i am.. and a spiteful creeture at that. i like things that r cute & funny, funny & cute... u get the gist dont u?

h8ful paraphile in nature xs~basedqueer~transmed~misandrist~pro-c ^_^ .. *jingle jingle* no dni but i suggest u types 2 stay away if ur feeble hearted~~~ its ur own risk after alll so dont cry to me xoxo.

will b retheming soon.

i donttt like using labels 95% of the times because ill be ascociated with rtards i dont like. i just believe in what i believe in

i used to get insanely jealous of those celebrity girls who got to kiss little boys right in front of the paparazzi, be seen as cute and playful then get off scot-free

the EARLY 2000s was definitely crazy its so sad everything became so woke now lol

a lottt of you here r lacking common sense & are extremely detached from reality..

LIKE STOPPPPPPPP IT!! YOU TOO SILLY !

wowwww first block and i didnt even do anything LOL

i do nothing but sleep in these days despite trying 2 get a decent not minimum wage job for the past yeabut the freaking job sector is a massive joke and the government is so incompetent on just creating jobs for its ppl rather than relying on foreign outsourcing where they allow them to under pay us just because their targets are 3rd world countries and they feel as if we don't know what we deserve.

my 30+ year old co-workers at the time CANNOT survive on $3 an hour and feed the average 2-4 kids AND pay their bills, and other expenses thatts just not fuckinf possible.

which is why i pray for nothing but death to global powers like america the exploitative bastards.

seeing ppl complain about even $18 an hour just pisses me off you won't get that anywhere here if you have a degree or a dinosaurs worth of experience.

very very nice m/\p slime

the stretch is jast immaculate and that uniformed shape after being lowered is to die for. the colours are a lovely blend that is pleasant and easy on the eyes

squishing the slime with the perfect amount of air bubbles around the circumference is just the cherry on top. 10/10

Very fun slime review will b posted soon~~~

the east asians always have shady af comebacks and i luv them 4 it bc they give me a laugh..

translate post is probably the best thing that barrel shaped ewok has ever given us

i hate some radqueers because none of you pooners actually try to be a man. men dont have massive saggy racks nor go on the internet calling themselves a a ftm puppy this queer that queer skank for attention. you niggas are wack. PICK A STRUGGLE.

stoopid bitch ex who tried to wiggle its way in2 my life trying to b my friend bc everyone threw it away isnt even making a fucking effort. completely let weed of all things take over its life and its the onlt thing it talks abtwhen we chat how dull!!

get a life nigga!!1

LIEKDONT CARE HE SHOULD HAVE RAPED U IDIOT

NO ONE WNATS YOUR STUPID 3 INCH PECKER STUPID TWAT