Blown To Smithereens

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* have you ever noticed how there’s just never a good time to kill yourself? *audience erupts into laughter* no really! it’s like you have work the next day and then you got that wedding thing coming up that you don’t want everyone to be bummed out during! and don’t get me started on all the holidays! *audience’s laughter becoming even more boisterous* there’s just no time!!

whenever I go out in public I feel like such an outsider like was I ever meant to be human? can I go back home?

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

in my defense your honor i just got out of the shower and my hair is so soft. come feel this its so soft. yes i did kill him though sorry. is that bad

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living