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The basics: I’m Woof, she/they/it, and a minor (my s/is are adults, don’t worry ^^). I have diagnosed anxiety and am looking to get an ADHD diagnosis (currently self-diagnosed). My main blog is Woofwoofs14, I follow and like from there!

Any dni?: Not really (I just block freely), but minor x adult or incest shippers/romanticizers please gtfo!! This generally means proship/darkship dni as well (unless u define it as just liking complex ships [ex. Demon x angel], OR being anti-harassment, which is totally fine and cool).

/imp note about ages: All but one of my F/Os are adults, and the s/is I use to ship with them are adults as well!! The one that isn’t is Ic-0n, who is canonically ageless (due to being a fuckin government weapon robot THING /vpos) but I hc her as being mentally 16-ish due to her crush on Max, a 15 y/o. Therefore, my s/i for that ship in particular is my irl age. I’m a minor irl so this is fine ^^! I’m not gonna keep shipping with her as an adult lmfao don’t worry.

Stance on doubles?: I am hypersharing ^^! I’m a multishipper and love yapping abt my f/os, so I would love for you to interact if we share any f/os. If you’re not cool with doubles and we share an f/o, you can either block the tag found on my f/o list, or just block me entirely. If blocking a tag would mean blocking actual posts of ur f/o (cause I know my tenna tag is literally just “tenna” lmfao) then give me a tag to tag those posts with 4 u ^^. Whatever you feel most comfortable with :3! Non-sharers and selective-sharers are valid and awesome and I will absolutely block u if u don’t support them btw :]

F/O list?: Here!

Hellaverse…why?: I don’t like Viv but also don’t think she’s the goddamn antichrist or some shit. I’m not a stan or anti, I just watch the show and occasionally reblog stuff. The hellaverse is objectively kinda shitty but like.. it’s my entertaining trash. I love it too much to leave it lmao. I have a partial rewrite type thing running around in my brain that I might mention occasionally as well :3

Pressure as well…: I hate zeal and zerum with my whole being, I do not support them. I will not interact with pressure content outside of fanart or fic of seb and pAInter. that’s it. NOTHING that was added to pressure after the most recent update when everything came out (4/8/26) is canon to my selfship. I do not play the game and will not buy any more merch. I love seb romantically and p.AI.nter platonically, but that’s the only part I love.

Opinions on the RGB/Puzzles situation?: I think Mr. Puzzles and RGB can coexist, and am a fan of both characters + their sources. Mod does not deserve harassment AT ALL over this, and I do think these two have similar designs, but I also don’t think there’s any intentional plagiarism here. I have complete understanding and sympathy for both sides (mod is having a mental breakdown, and smg4 is trying their best to acknowledge things without getting caught in a legal net, especially since mod is already pursuing legal action). Whenever I switch to a puzzles/wpnz profile theme, I will not reblog Mod’s posts on here so they don’t have to see it in their notifs. However, I do NOT believe that legal action is the right call here, as it has been proven time and time again that indie works are not favored in court, and I fear that at least one side will be irreparably damaged by this. On the off chance that mod gets their wish and puzzles’ design is changed due to court order, I will drop rgb and tpoh from my life (with basic respect for mod still kept, of course), but I hope that this does not need to happen.

🐇Blog Directory💜

@barkingbroadcast - Main blog, random stuff

@happy-heartcore - You’re here :D!

@staticapplebarks - My hellaverse sideblog (so people can avoid it if they want)(there will always be Vox, Luci, Bee, and Tex on here tho)

@femnm-updates - Unofficial updates blog for music artist FEM&M

@platypus-wof - My fictionkin/fictionspecies blog

@the-decorium - Place where I post profile decor and such (very inactive)

I also have a url I’m holding for my oc story + a secret redmargeverse blog