OOH OOH OOH I REWROTE THAT SONG BASED ON TODAY'S POLITICAL CLIMATE
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Every action has its equal, opposite reaction
Thanks to fat old men, our nation's fractured into factions
Try not to crack under the stress, we're breakin' down like fractions
They smack each other in the press, and they don't print retractions
I get no satisfaction witnessing these fits of passion
The way they primp and preen and dress up like the pits of fashion
Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration
As Wall Street robs 'em blind in search of chips to cash in
These guys are askin' for someone to bring ‘em to task
Somebody give me some dirt on the vacuous mask, so we can at last unmask ‘em
I'll pull the trigger on ‘em, someone load the gun and cock it
While we were all watchin', they got Washington in their pockets
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Look back at the Bill of Rights (which they broke!)
The ink is long dried
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
So he's doubled the pow’r of the president
Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous government's eyes
Look in their eyes (see how he lies)
Follow the scent of the Epstein files
Centralizing national voting and making American ballots combative
If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it! (We cannot align!)
Somebody has to stand up for the youth!
Well, somebody has to go tooth to tooth!
If there's a fire you're trying to douse
You can't put it out from inside the house!
Who's in the cabinet?
Who is complicit in watching him grabbin' at power and kiss it?
If Washington isn't gon' listen to disciplined dissidents
This is the difference, establishment out!
Oh, this ugly path isn't somethin’ that we chose!
Oh, this ugly path’s keepin' us all on our toes!
Oh, let's show this country who they're up against!
Oh, it is our youth up against Democrats and Republicans!
Oh, now follow the money and see where it goes!
Oh, because every second, the corruption grows!
Oh, if we follow the money and see where it leads
Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of the Founders’ misdeeds
It must be nice, it must be nice
Follow the money and see where it goes
It must be nice, it must be nice
The emperor has no clothes
We won't be invisible
We won't be denied
Still, it must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
