Back to my incorrect MDZS 💯.
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Lan Wangji: Wei ying. I have a diary.....
Wei Wuxian: Dear Diary. I want Wei Wuxian to impregnate me. Just feed me with your qi! I want to feed him with MY qi. Whenever I think of just tying him up and locking him in Gusu, I write the rules 300 times. Yes, I'm shameless you know..I know we're married, and my husband is sexy but I must remember that I am a cultivator. I'm Hanguang Jun.
There was a time when I dreamt----
Lan Wangji: Don't read that part.
Lan Wangji: I was talking about "everyday".
4000 words. 8 paragraphs. All in detail.
Wei wuxian: How dare you, Zewu Jun. You cheated on my brother! Look at him crying!
Jiang cheng: Wei wuxian, we're not dating.
Wei Wuxian: ZEWU JUN!! I had so much respect for you?! I know that Jiang cheng is always grumpy and was rejected by many but!
Wei wuxian: How could you do such a thing?!
Lan Xichen: Hands off. I love someone else. Yes, he literally kidnapped everyone here, but he's still the love of my life. Jiang cheng and I weren't dating.
Wei wuxian: Oh don't tell me that it's the same Lianfang Zun! I'll fight your husband. Where is he?!
Wei Wuxian: JIN GUANGYAO! What's the meaning of this?!
Jgy: Don't act surprised. Was it obvious?
How about we mind our business, to preserve qi. You're already a hostage.
Wei wuxian: Lianfang zun is so snarky with his replies. I totally forgot about that.