Hannibal Headcanon

All of my Hannibal headcanons, while not necessarily explicitly mentioned in the show, are all supported by concrete evidence and are soundly defensible

Hannibal shmannibal

Hannibal sometimes fantasizes about a world in which he was born a horse, and wonders what would have gone differently

Hannibal has a problem with “normal underwear”

if Hannibal and Gregory house ever met the would have an affair

that fish jello tasted fine actually its the “salad” bro served freddie lounds that’s the problem

Hannibal licks his finger before turning pages

Hannibal loves having people in his kitchen it’s his favorite thing and he would never “kick someone out” of his kitchen (if they have been rude enough to get kicked out they have earned themselves the privilege of active participation in the upcoming meal)

Hannibal’s the kinda guy who would name a dog “fifi” or something stupid like that

Hannibal has a fursona

Hannibal is a wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better fisherman than will

Hannibal knows all his food tastes like shit its a social experiment to see how polite people are willing to be about it