It Fucking Rhymes

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

Fucking superb you funky little cowboy

Cockatoo reacts to the Fluff Challenge. [video]

Spy kids is a national treasure

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that