Welcome to Hel

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

Private looks like Dan Howell

That last comment made me snort out loud omg

WHERE IS MELMAN THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

the kING J U L I A N

king julian slays

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

$10 says none of you even watched it. Ya'll are obsessed.

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

lil nas X we know it’s you

are these not, basically, wedding vows