happily-exo-after

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

All of those people around him are demons

It’s important to remember that this happened a mere fifty-eight years ago, just two years older than my father. I can’t imagine going to a restaurant and not being permitted to sit down. Regardless of your politics, it’s vital to recognize the events that shaped our culture.