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*chokes on brittle*

Oh dear...

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hannemanshash

Would anyone like some peanut brittle? I have just gotten a new can full!

linhardtsleaf

Sure. Why not.

hannemanshash

Here you go, Mr. von Hevring! *hands over the can*

linhardtsleaf

Thanks. *opens the can and has some brittle*

hannemanshash

*can then explodes into springy snakes* Ho ho! I’ve gotten you, Mister von Hevring! That is one of the new delayed snake cans!

hannemanshash

Would anyone like some peanut brittle? I have just gotten a new can full!

linhardtsleaf

Sure. Why not.

hannemanshash

Here you go, Mr. von Hevring! *hands over the can*

Would anyone like some peanut brittle? I have just gotten a new can full!

annasamphetamines

A seller from Faerghus just brought in a ton of pickled stuff, so pickled stuff for 100g each, I guess.

hannemanshash

Do you happen to have pickled croutons? I need them for my pickled salad.

annasamphetamines

Would you like me to throw in some pickled ranch dressing?

hannemanshash

Oh, that would be splendid!

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annasamphetamines

A seller from Faerghus just brought in a ton of pickled stuff, so pickled stuff for 100g each, I guess.

hannemanshash

Do you happen to have pickled croutons? I need them for my pickled salad.

annasamphetamines

AUCTION TIME

First Item: This lovely ceremonial armor set from the far-off land of Nohr

Starting price: 20,000G

backupsblunt

20,100!

annasamphetamines

20,100! I got 20,100! Going once, going twice...

hannemanshash

21,000!

leonieslye

What if @hannemanshash had a mullet

hannemanshash

I used to have one back in my younger years

linhardtsleaf

It is imperative to understand that the world of academics and scholarly intrigue can prove to be just as intellectually “sexy” as some of the other recreational activities enacted by most non-academic intellectuals. Taking this abstraction into consideration and applying it to everyday interpersonal communication, I will implement the following pickup line:

“Hey, there. Want to go over some notes with me…?

…They are mostly theoretical equations pertaining to the application of magic and its interconnections with crests and the biological factors that influence the connections between magic, power, crests, genetics, and the host.”

So there it is. Now the next step is to ask the following question: Do I have a date yet?

If not, then more research is required.

hannemanshash

I remember this one. As a student, I was quite a hit with the ladies in the study hall.

claudescannabis

//we’re not dead, quarantine and life in general is pretty exhausting

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aloissangeldust

What is Five Nights at Fraldarius’ And why is There Pizza in It

hannemanshash

I think it’s one of those new ritualgames the kids are into nowadays.

aloissangeldust

What Is a ritualGame! I am Old Ha ha:) but We All are!!!!!!!!

hannemanshash

If memory serves me correctly, it’s like a game you play, except it is on a screen and is in no way physical.

aloissangeldust

What is Five Nights at Fraldarius’ And why is There Pizza in It

hannemanshash

I think it’s one of those new ritualgames the kids are into nowadays.

linhardtsleaf

[hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book about crest research] [hands you a book ab

PROFESSOR HANNEMAN! IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

hannemanshash

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!

It is a real shame the dining hall is running out of food. There’s plenty of spinach, broccoli and garlic, though.

hannemanshash

@dorotheasdoobie

Good afternoon, Ms. Arnault. I need your help.

dorotheasdoobie

Hmmm? With what might I ask?

hannemanshash

I thought I saw something peculiar on the roof over there. I tried to see it with these binoculars, but I just can’t figure out how to properly focus the lenses. Could you please adjust the focus for me then tell me what is on the roof?

dorotheasdoobie

I suppose I could hold on.

*fiddles with the focus adjusters*

How about this? I'm afraid I have different eyesight so I'm not the best person to ask for assistance with focusing things. Hopefully I got it close to what you need, if not the knob right here is how you fix it!

hannemanshash

Ah, thank you very much, Ms. Arnault. *looks through* Hmm. Oh, it’s just a scrap of parchment. Thank you for your help. Here. *hands her a lollipop*

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hannemanshash

@deduesdope

Hello, Mister Molinaro. Would you like some peanut brittle?

deduesdope

Peanut brittle? Sure.

hannemanshash

Here you go, sir. *hands him the can*

deduesdope

Thank you sir *tries to open it*

hannemanshash

*a bunch of spring-snakes pop out*

Hohohoho! I got you, Mr. Molinaro!

deduesdope

Ah! You certainly did!

hannemanshash

I haven’t had this much fun on Great Tree Moon Fools’ Day since five years ago when I rigged Manuela’s chair with a whoopee cushion!

In all seriousness, though, here is some real peanut brittle. Thanks for playing along, Mr. Molinaro.

*gives him actual peanut brittle*

hannemanshash

@dorotheasdoobie

Good afternoon, Ms. Arnault. I need your help.

dorotheasdoobie

Hmmm? With what might I ask?

hannemanshash

I thought I saw something peculiar on the roof over there. I tried to see it with these binoculars, but I just can’t figure out how to properly focus the lenses. Could you please adjust the focus for me then tell me what is on the roof?

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