after that it‘s just teeth

yeah i'm into petplay run me over with your car

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

no one is coming to save you not because you’re all alone in this world but because you have to be the one to do it

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude