They Clipped My Wings

"I just asked if you were okay, Han."

"Okay? Yeah...Just a little out of it! Sorry, Audrey."

They may be cute, but they’re a lot of work, Han. 

I know, I know, but still....I just can't stand the thought of a child not feeling loved, you know?

If I hear another Christmas song I will lose my mind.

Aww why?

All brownies are right brownies.

Really? Cause my head feels funny and it's been a really, really, long time since I've felt this way.

I don’t need water.

You need something.

Yes because I totally want to talk to the whole class about how I discovered my parents dead bodies after they were murdered!

......Let me get you some water.

Oh, good luck. What’s the job?

A waitress at this vegan place. Nothing super exciting, Audrey.

We need to put them all over the internet!

That isn't very nice....

That’s hilarious.  I mean, not that someone would do that…that’s horrible…but also really, really funny.  What do they say?  Inquiring minds need to know.

It's the pictures they send that bother me the most...

Well good for you.

And I will take that as my cue to leave.