Hello!

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

we all know people who go out of their way to be rude on bug appreciation posts are annoying as heck but sometimes they manage to read the room so absurdly poorly that it's just funny. You'll see a photo with 200 notes by someone called "flylover4ever" with the caption "look at this beautiful blowfly I found on my morning bug hunt 😊" and every comment note and tag is something like "look at that coloring!" "what beautiful eyes you have 😍" "KISSING HER ON THE TERGAL PLATE" and then there's just one rando person being like "EWWW kill it with fire 🤮". And it's like how did you even get here. are you lost, where did you even come from

You want me to look at myself in the mirror? The thing that killed Tamlen in Dragon Age Origins?

you can (slowly) toast a siamese cat with a razor