The King is Dead

having brain fog from being a tired single dad and accidentally plucking Angel’s tiny princess socks out of the laundry basket before work and attempting to put them on before realising that they’re too small for his feet

buying Angel a hand crocheted skag at a fair and painstakingly mending it whenever it’s looking too dog eared

sticking his tongue out while he types on his keyboard

keeping a “#1 super hero” mug on his desk at work

getting way too invested in tv shows and yelling at the screen when the characters are being idiots or make choices that he personally wouldn’t make

having Dad Knowledge, like magically knowing directions to places he’s only ever been to once or being able to tell you exactly what is wrong with your pc without even being in the same room as it

furiously juggling 10 different repair jobs at home as Angel continues to accidentally break household appliances with her powers

being super late for meetings and wolfing his breakfast down in the corridor on the way to the conference room

throwing silent tantrums behind Tassiter’s back in the style of a Jim Carey character and waiting for the door to close before yelling expletives at full volume

putting his arm around the back of the passenger seat while reversing the car

cooking all of Angel’s meals but being super messy while he does it. Eg: dropping the lid of the sauce jar into the spaghetti, failing to catch 30% of the stir fry ingredients while tossing the pan, always misplacing his spoon and having to get another out of the drawer each time until there’s no clean ones left

but anon his skin looks like he’s made of salami in bl3