FONDU AU NOIR

you ever jack off and suddenly feel as if you know the secrets of the universe at the end? as if all can be understood in that fleeting and brief moment of euphoria? well i’m a dumbass in perpetual motion, FUCK cosmic knowledge.

I’M BACK FUCKMOTHERS AND I’M BADDER THAN EVER.

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP, FUCKS. my ass itches.

@ehugal I WILL VANQUISH YOU, VILLAIN.

@ehugal stop denying people who fly in planes their disgusting food.

the only thing bigger than my heart is my ego.

i am a native québécoise french speaker and even i do not understand it sometimes.

i just saw a license plate that says bofza

if this stage magician thing does not pan out later down the road, i know that i could at least end up as a stand-up comedian on comedy central.

AND WHAT TRULY IS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD???

when i streak i am applauded and told i am a hero. when others streak they are told to stop and to not be cause a public scene. this is truly unfair to others, not me though.

b, o, f, a. the four nations lived together in harmony. but then, everything changed when deez nuts attacked.

when will i get to live with ten girlfriends in harmony, but in a mountain with wifi and everything they’d all ever want.