Handbook Addenda

Captain Rogers is not allowed to go and punch Kanye West.

Describe an RP character in six song lines.

Joey: "I once threw an amnesia grenade. We all watched it sail over the heads of the people I was trying to grenade, the people I was trying to grenade watched it sail over them, and then all of us together watched it hit a crocodile in the face.

"Fun fact - there is not enough amnesia grenade to amnesia grenade a whole four meters of crocodile.

"So, the crocodile is annoyed but groggy, the warlord and his mob are confused, and I got clipped around the back of the head by Nielson and called a ten-thumbed, no-aim, chump.

"The warlord's mob looks at us. We look at them. We all look at the crocodile. I throw another grenade. It hits the mob. They fall down. We save them from the crocodile while we still have time, because it's not feeling on top form.

"And that's why A7 mk1, an unconscious Somali warlord, six of his unconscious friends, and a dog Jonathan had picked up, were all on top of a building while a sleepy, pissed off reptile waited for its chance for revenge.

"That's when we noticed we were sharing the roof with 8 inches of Emperor scorpion, also named SHITSHITOHGODOHGODOHGOD by yours truly. I tried to use Dragovic as a human shield. I was in fact ready to take my chances with the crocodile, but Jaineba PICKED THE SHITSHITOHGODOHGODOHGODUP BY ITS TAIL and threw it at the crocodile, thereby ensuring I'd stay up there, but as a concession Aalto said he'd give me a piggyback so I couldn't get snuck up on by the SHITSHITOHGODOHGODOHGOD and that's why I was banned from using amnesia grenades for at least a year and was instructed to "learn to aim" by Nielson.

Sometimes your co-workers are just trying to get a date (in direct violation of the no fraternising rules, incidentally, don't think we haven't noticed). Persistence after getting a no sure is annoying but it doesn't necessarily follow that they are a member of Hydra.

[The team are investigating whether an agent who is persistent in hitting on one of the senior agents in data analysis is just annoying or possibly problematic in a way that'll make them have to work. They want to find out how his team vibe with him without asking a lot of suspicious questions. Emily has an idea.]

Emily: "I'm going to make them do teambuilding exercises!" Lanara: "I have never wanted you more."

Lanara: "Everything is worse when Ash isn't here!"

[Nisha ordered ALL the pastry and doesn't realise that the nice and polite Italian-American person in the suit and with the apparantly exquisite manners is doing her a Favour. The good news though is that Nisha doesn't realise that he was doing her a Favour, and even if she did he would probably be on a hiding to nothing. It'll at least be funny.]

Lanara: "You don't want to mirror Scott Summers, and not just because why would you want to touch Scott Summers?"

Ash: "This seems to be a really bad idea, but it's us, so..."

Lanara shouting to the mugger who tried to shoot her point blank and discovered it SOMEHOW DIDN'T DO ANYTHING as said mugger runs away: "And stay off drugs!"

With reference to 007, it isn't that there is a password and you're just not getting it, it's that if Tony Stark has atomic bullets (unlikely), you are not getting any.

AoS Game Quotes of the Night:

Catherine, admiring a burning tree: "That's craftsmanship, that is. Five sparkles out of five."

Terse stand-off with Frost Giants comes to an end, and the party is grudgingly allowed to pass by. Tanaka: [Cheerfully waves]

The A7 traditional wittering whilst walking subject of the night - the differences between magic cows of Norse tradition and magic cows of Celtic tradition.

Emily chose magic over knifing! No one was more surprised than Emily.

Catherine's new kenning: Melter of Thorns.

Do not drink and magic.

[Rocket leaps at a bad guy, grabs him by the collar, and starts stabbing at the armour whilst screaming. Everyone stops what they're doing in the fight to stare, just for a moment.] Tanaka, after this moment: "...are we the bad guys?"