Perpetually human

Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.

I can’t believe Carrier Fisher died drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. 

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing

i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

MATILDA WITH THE T

Money cat can only do so much

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

I love this

This movie

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂