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I was just thinking a few days ago that we haven't seen any new matches posted to JonnyFirestorm.com lately. Hopefully he hasn't hung up his boots.

Then, on August 1st, a bundled set of five matches appeared on his website, featuring some of the top talents in current wrestleporn! So THIS is what Jonny has been doing these past few months!

Matches of this length and quality usually sell for $30 to $40 each, but Jonny is offering this 5-match pack for $100. I get it, that may feel like a high price to pay for porn in one pop -- but it's really only $20 per video on average, which is not bad. And you're getting over two hours of content to enjoy. A couple of caveats about this deal:

I doubt he will sell you a single match by itself, even if you really really really want just one. I believe it's the entire 5-pack or nothing.

Per the website, this bundle is only available until August 7th (Friday), so if you want it, you best go get it ASAP.

I went ahead and bought the bundle. After a quick preview, I'm very pleased overall with the content. Each match provides good story-telling and, of course, sexy gear and hot bodies and tons of great wrestling. Each scenario tells a unique tale, with Jonny showing his versatility by adapting to various roles and styles depending on his competition and the context.

Here is a brief synopsis of the 5 matches and a favorite screen-grab from each one to help you decide if you want to go all in.

1. Jonny vs Zach Reno

After a queer stare-down, Jonny squashes Zach in a variety of pro wrestling holds. Then it becomes straight-up Sleeper Porn, with Jonny sending Zach to dream street in at least a half-dozen variations.

Zach drifts off to sleep beautifully, what a good sport! Jonny performs the classic lift-and-drop-his-limp-arm gimmick several times to ensure he is out cold. I am strongly triggered by Sleeper Porn videos, so I predict this one will be my favorite of the batch.

2. Jonny vs. Marc Giacomo

It's Beef on Beef as Jonny wrestles back-and-forth with someone his own size. I quickly previewed it and saw several enticing holds that I want to go back and inspect in great detail when I have the time.

Jonny eventually gains control and busts off a series of classic rasslin moves we just don't see enough anymore: the Iron Claw, the Heart Punch, multiple Elbow Drops, even the Two-Handed Skull Crusher. These vintage moves, along with their Guy-Next-Door physiques, have me recalling fondly the wrestlers and wrestling I grew up on.

3. Jonny vs. Dakota Skye

Apparently these frenemies are in a long-running feud, both trying to gain the advantage in Wins. So they perform a back-and-forth struggle with Jonny treating us to plenty of his superb Please-Don't-Hurt-Me jobbing that I enjoy every time. He can be a real whiny bitch when the match calls for it.

If I decide to blog more about this particular match in the future, I believe I will focus on the Jonny-in-Peril scenes only. Seeing big, strong, confident veterans getting cooked by smaller, scrappier guys always does it for me.

4. Jonny vs. Aryx Quinn

I believe the premise is that Aryx has stolen a pair of Jonny's trunks and Jonny wants them back. So it's a hot squash with the ritual Stripping Of The Trunks creating tension and anticipation for the audience.

Spoiler Alert: Jonny does manage to strip Aryx down to a skimpy bikini and then the match gets really hot. This one is also in the running for my favorite of the five because I'm into Aryx and his little bikini underwear.

5. Jonny vs. Jim Ratt

I took a quick look at this and I believe it's mostly Jonny putting Jim's muscular body in interesting, revealing, and humbling positions. I enjoy seeing bodybuilders being bent and stretched and twisted, so I give it a Thumbs Up so far. That white posing strap on Ratt is perfection. I can't wait to go back and enjoy Jim's flexed agony frame-by-frame.

Yesss sleeeep….sleeeep.