cars really do go zoom

this is gonna be so funny tomorrow bc the whole grid is a fucked up mix of fast cars with grid penalties, mid cars with grid penalties, fast drivers with inexplicably mid quali performances, mid cars who nailed their wet setup but their dry pace remains to be seen, max verstappen just vibing, george russell victim of a slick mishap the likes of which were previously only seen in the omegaverse tag on ao3, fernando alonso in p2 and ready to commit crimes, and we absolutely cannot forget f1’s favourite chaos agents (the canadian pay drivers) surely primed and ready to put on a show for their home crowd

im so ready for the red bull civil war tomorrow

the vibes at this year's australian gp are truly something else. like. the scuderia ferrari garage has been vibing to the same neapolitan song for a month now. charles leclerc says, unprovoked and for the second time since they're teammates, that he does NOT want to shower with carlos sainz. lewis hamilton implies max verstappen has a nipple piercing then asks george russel to call him SIR hamilton. sergio perez claims he has seen marx verstappen lying naked on the floor. pierre gasly responds to the FIA's sudden obsession with drivers' underwear and jewelry by offering to show them his arse AND c0ck. sebastian vettel gets fined for stealing a marshal's scooter. also there is a war going on between canadians and one of them gets a grid penalty which results in him going from 20th to... 20th

the gayer lewis and george act the faster w13 goes it's simple math