Star-Destroyer Grey Fox

why do human eating animal flesh and not seed?????/?

Rather, why do these forms of ours not require higher protein intake? We should be rending flesh with the many-pointed jaws of our unholy maws, not gnawing absently on seeds!

hello, its your friend "maga g" how aare you

Hello, Maga-G. It's Sun-D.

You said it yourself, o nurturing one. Nothing is beyond my dark skills. Perhaps I could explain it best with a demonstration of crossdimensional existence…

Honestly, why did you not simply admit as much in the first place? I can procure for you a computer more suited to your size, should you desire. This will eliminate both the fatigue of typing and the strain introduced upon your mortal form by the rigors of crossdimensional manipulation.

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

Oh, Pekoyogurt, how presumptuous you are to think I must exist only to the weak. 

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

You have yet to explain your methods of accessing the keyboard while I am on the computer. Knowing that nothing is beyond your dark skills, I have resisted the urge to ask as often as the question presents itself, but an answer would, at some point, be appreciated.

You said it yourself, o nurturing one. Nothing is beyond my dark skills. Perhaps I could explain it best with a demonstration of crossdimensional existence...

Always, the same response. Always, the same explanation: I am only a hamster on this pathetic plane of existence, and only in appearance! Of course I can talk. Typing does exhaust one, however. 

What proof must I show you to make it clear that I am no fake?! But, ha, I owe you nothing! Now bow and bask in my glory!