Hamda is everywhere

That last part hurt my heart

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

television history

when comedy began

This song played in a cafe I was in and I made eye contact with this girl and we both burst out laughing.

Why is this so funny

im 911

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

This sounds like it was written by my dog

for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

lads you are not gonna fucking believe this