Prof. Goode.

Miss Lake, pleasure to see you again

Maybe.

A pleasure to see you again.

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

Sour puss.

Can you blame me?

I guess not.

Precisely

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

Sour puss.

Can you blame me?

The air is sick with pollution.

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

you didn’t answer my question

I don’t need to.

i wonder what would happen if you had that mindset through all of your teaching?

Very little would get done, but I am not currently teaching you, am I?

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

that’s a strong maybe.

It’s a strong absolute unless you’re itching for a suspension.

wouldn’t be the worst thing

You are on thin ice.

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

that’s a strong maybe.

It’s a strong absolute unless you’re itching for a suspension.

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

you didn’t answer my question

I don’t need to.

oh if sarcasm could be showcased in a museum

What a thrilling museum that would be.

and you’d be the center piece

I’ll take that as a compliment.

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.