Why do all straight girls hate me lmaooooo what’s the fucking beef? @ me.

Babies are such mysterious creatures lmao. Bean’s new favorite thing is rolling onto his stomach while he’s in his crib, and then gets PISSED because he doesn’t wanna be on his stomach but then doesn’t even attempt to roll back onto his back EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT. He’s literally been rolling from stomach to back for 3 months now, if not more. So then he just screams and I have to go in there and flip him over and as soon as I do he instantly rolls back onto his stomach🙃 like what’s going through your head dude? What are you doing😂😅

Y’all I literally cannot wait to move back to Wisconsin. We’re getting a house, there’s no cockroaches, I can decorate said house, NO MORE FRICKEN RENTING, WE’RE GONNA HAVE FENCED IN YARD FOR THE DOG AND A BASEMENT FOR THE CATS. I’m so sick of apartments and cockroaches and renting and the south lmao

Anyways, my little family and I are thriving and incredibly excited to move back to Wisconsin !!

Hello tumblr, I’m back and have an almost 6 month old🤗