i'll regret this

If you need some more background information on this gem, I am happy to provide.

What's a party without balloons? And if you get into trouble you can use the big yellow one to call for reinforcements or let the air in them propel your little sailboat homewards.

I mean, just look at them! You can never go wrong wearing lobster sandals. Why are they being presented on a wooden board and next to a selection of bread? No clue. But it's lobster sandals!

It's definitely not cursed. I think. The symbols on the back... Oh nevermind, they probably just mean "happy birthday" in an ancient language. Yes, I'm sure that's what it is :)

Huh. I have no idea how he got in the package. Oh, well. Now I know where the strange babbling came from. Anyway, I'm sure you two will become best friends in no time :) He looks nice and not at all haunted, so I think you have nothing to worry about. Must have a lot of magical powers to suddenly appear inside the gift box. Ow, he bit me!

He looks cuddly and very friendly for a tiger (?). What a laughably round creature. Well, whatever he is, he seems nice and very huggable :) Coiny, will you hug him? Will you??? 🥺

Coiny, what a treat! You get a whole cake to yourself! You better blow out the candles before the wax drips onto the frosting. Don't forget to make a wish!

Plenty of space for all the enlarged femures or shrunken humeruses you have acquired in your bone hunt. This way, you don't have to stuff them under your bed and can show off your harvest to everyone who visits :)

As you can see, GG's got all the moves and what's a birthday party without dancing?!? Put on your best, sparkliest disco shoes, Gaius is ready to show you how to become an expert in the art of Camelot conga, sorcerer samba, physician's foxtrot, and of course, goblin boogie woogie! Sounds like a blast!!!

I hope you enjoy your gifts and celebrate so hard today that you feel silly with glee! Happy birthday to the best bestie!!!!! ✨🎁🥳✨💖🥳🌼🥳✨