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never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

does anyone know if it is possible to write an email

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold