Creep Show

we need a disney princess that pegs

mulan’s right there

No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it

bold of you to assume naruto can read

sakura if youre reading this to naruto

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

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Yes, without a second of thinking. Because saying the word takes time so the listener understands the word while it is being said.

Serious question—if you don’t know/can’t remember the actual word for something, if you make up a compound word that gets the point across (such as saying “kindhund” when you mean puppy), will native speakers generally applaud your effort or think you sound ridiculous?

A native speaker will understand, will acknowledge that you have understood that principle of the German language, and will probably think ‘how cute’.

My foreign exchange student did that all the time when she couldn’t remember words. It was awesome, I understood her perfectly, and I’m still in awe at how well she picked up on How To German. So feel free to make your own compound words whenever you need!

She’s right though. Soir means night

No it’s bonnuit. Soir is evening

Direct Action

Fortunately, he did go to jail.

This is oddly specific.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

I don’t even got nothin to say

who would’ve thought the bird who protected her pedophile rapist brother and works with pedophiles on her tracks would be okay and completely unapologetic for dating another pedophile rapist?