Mi nombre tiene muchas haches

I am not immune to women covered in blood

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more

your holiness did you perchance say FAGGOTRY

I can't stress enough how much in my decades living gayly in Italy I have never ever heard a straight person say frociaggine. Only the gays say it. WHO TAUGHT HIM

#yeah the thing that's most baffling is not that the pope is homophobic #it's that he talks like a drag race gay @lilium-in-blue

Yeah but "frociaggine" - which undeniably means "faggotry" - is a word that only a person from Rome would use. It's such a Roman word. The way it sounds also. You will never ever find someone from Milan or Bari or wherever else use that word or some other word of that kind.

ALSO THAT!! everyone in the notes who's like. he learned italian! he had Italian parents... I'm sorry but it's just. such a hyper specific slang. that it makes the whole thing infinitely more funny. really makes me wonder how many of those former seminaristi froci are now working in the Vatican

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

Wait whoa

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

I need Dyke bars to come back i need to sit at the bar as a hot tall butch comes over n asks if she could buy me a drink, and not 15 minutes later shes railing me in her truck

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for