halcyon days of yore

"wait you OWN your apartment??? Shit. If I move to NY and sell my car the most expensive thing I'll own is my broken laptop..."  But I'll be full with CREATIVITY AND ART!

How I see moving to NY on my own:  me, sobbing in a car, anxious from the crazy drivers, thinking "this is what an independent grown up looks like, kids... *hiccup*"

Grocery shopping at the end of the day problems: spending 5 min too long looking for unbruised apples.  sadlifeproblems: having an apple fall out of the bag when unpacking groceries giving it a big ol mushy spot.

"Many kids come preinstalled with some entitlement. Many kids also come preinstalled with great empathy and a tendency toward guilt.  If you don't allow them to be angry when they're being treated poorly, you do them a disservice."

For Halloween, I'm going to be a sad grad student eating leftover oatmeal at 5pm.  Heyyyyo the good life.

Every week when I look at SAS output, the same thoughts cross my mind "oh my god, what are all these tests???  What am I looking at?  Bleeeeh I've learned nothing.  Ugh, why did I bother trying to learn this, there's no such thing as a HALF-ASSED data monkey!  'Garbage-in garbage-out' INDEED."

Ah, so this is the mindset people have when they drop out of school with so few credits left to complete. #dying

I'm so good at keeping in touch with friends because I can't help but live in the past.

"I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just go into a store and take whatever I want."

TACO BELL HOT SAUCE YOU ARE SO GOOOOOD ON RICE!

When sober/before 3am/when you're 25, Taco Bell Doritos Loco Tacos taste like seasoned shingles.  And the chalupa is stale.  What the hell, body/BRIARCLIFF TACO BELL.  I think it's the later. Otherwise, I'll miss you you delicious, questionable fast food...

I failed at finding the kickball field so I went to Mcdonald's and got a happy meal (specifically for the despicable me toy).  I am the worst.

Saying you're "training for a marathon" is no different than "being pre-med."  It's a process and few will actually keep tabs to make sure you reach that goal.  On that note, IM TRAINING FOR A MARATHON GUYS! (but really a 10k. ....ok a 5k)