alles ist scheisse.

You’re dumb. Promise you’ll go out and get some real food while I’m in class?

Well we all can't be as smart as you, can we? But, I promise to go out while you're in class. When you get home you'll just see the whole apartment filled with food.

What’s Disney World?

You must be joking, Evra.

Go home, Arschloch. Or, better yet, go out and do some grocery shopping, since you ate literally everything at home.

Hey, I can't help that they have such good food here. I mean... have you tried Cheez Whiz? It's cheese... in a can. If you ask me, that's probably the greatest idea ever.

[drops her books-her papers go flying] Oh, gottverdammt, I’m going to lose everything!

[smiles as he walks over to Liesel, bending down and picking up the scattered papers] You need to be more careful watching what you're doing, Saumensch. 

[rolls over] I’ll be fine, just…help me up?

[he nods and slowly wraps his arm around Will's waist, hoisting him up off of the ground] I'm actually training to be a doctor at the university, so I promise that I won't let you die or anything. ... That was meant to sound um, how do you say it... reassuring?

[is curled up on the pavement, groaning] Fucking homophobes.

[sees him laying there and rushes over] Are... you alright? Do you want me to call someone? The number here is 9-1-1, right? 

I seem to love it.

Good to hear. Where are you originally from?

Wait until you start getting freedom, bald eagles, and politicians that shouldn’t have been allowed past the third grade shoved down your throat.

That doesn't sound too terrible. A nation that takes pride in itself is a strong one... to a certain extent. As for the whole idiotic politician thing, that seems to be a common denominator for all countries.

You better like it here, arschloch, we came here for you.

Hey, you're the one who agreed to come along. So tell me Saumensch, are you enjoying it here?