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Tien Tran, a queer Vietnamese-American comedian, talking about people’s “entertainingly racist” comments towards her and the great responses she likes to give

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I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

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alwaysabeautifullife

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

alwaysabeautifullife

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

alwaysabeautifullife

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

alwaysabeautifullife

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

alwaysabeautifullife

Update

squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250

Your son is named Egg.

hamburgeroisie

Every part of this is hilarious

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tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

hailkingbob

So sad...

#bbc

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You top or Bttm

Vers Top

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Happy New Year 2017AD! Love to you all wherever you are.

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Live on the edge, and don't look down

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