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i have a bone to pick with you, mendes ; in fact, an eight year old bone to pick, because tell me why when we went to the met gala together, you didn't tell me that i'd be cringing at my short pink hair this many years later ? i mean, i'm sure pink hair me was stubborn as ever and would never listen to your criticism, but now i feel like i have to get you back and somehow dye your hair pink in your sleep or something. i think you could rock it, which would actually piss me off even more. enjoy your luscious brown hair while you can, they're numbered. / @socialiteshawn

how is the newfound life of fatherhood treating you ? it's the mom in me, i just love to talk about it at any chance i get. all i have to say it goes way quicker than you think, so enjoy every milestone. i'm getting into my terrible two's with jack pretty soon, so i guess i'll be the guinea pig and let you know all my tips and tricks from dealing with that. but i'm assuming she goes on tour with you and the guys, yeah ? she's living the rockstar dream and she doesn't even know it ! maybe her and jack can have a play date soon whenever you get back home. / @lukeshmmngs

i think i speak for everyone when i say this, but any movie or project you’re doing next, i’ll happily be watching everything you do. how has it been adjusting to what i would call it, overnight fame ? i know we’re in pretty different fields and all, but suddenly losing your privacy and everyone having an opinion on you was a big struggle for me. i seriously can’t imagine anyone saying anything bad about you, but i’m no stranger to how capable people are of projecting their misery onto you. if it ever gets hard for you though, just know i’m a text away if you need a girl’s night with sushi and lots of wine. / @idenavarrette

okay, i know the supportive friend in me is supposed to be the one to tell you to enjoy your break and the fans can live without new music from you for a while after your generational coachella performances, but ... the fan in me unfortunately has gone rogue and she's telling you she needs you to get in the studio and release a sugar talking part two immediately. i know i'm a newly divorced mom and listening to pink or whatever it is should be my next route, but i just can't bring myself to do it when i have you, of course. but apart from me being demanding, how has your well-earned break been treating you ? i know it's the end of summer, but i think we can maybe get the ball rolling on having a hot girl fall together. / @socialitesabrina

how is it that it's been over two years and world class sinner is still in heavy rotation on my playlist ? i'm convinced you have the powers to be an actual pop star, you're just giving the other girls a chance to breathe because the way you would be unstoppable ... the stage mom in me is ready whenever you are, i'll be doing the choreo on the front lines and everything if you ever decide to pursue it. is that something you're interested in exploring again, or is acting something you solely wanna focus on right now ? / @socialitelily

hey, next time it's your week to watch jack, can you just please remember to pack all of his toys ? he's been fussy nonstop about his power ranger toy and i've pretty much turned my house upside down for it. but whenever i ask him where he last saw it, all he says is ' dada ', so i'm assuming it's at yours. i don't wanna make it any harder for him to adjust to the fact that we aren't living together anymore. also, i have no idea if you're in la or not and i'm probably the last person you wanna see right now, but his birthday party's coming up and i was thinking maybe we could plan it together. my lawyers advised against it, but i think it would be good for us … well, not us, but jack. / @biebjstns

so, you may or may not be forced to have some quality time with me and jack over the weekend, specifically because he saw a picture of you in my phone and now his favorite question of the week is ' where kenny ? '. and as easy as it could be for me to get his attention on anything else, i'm letting him have it because i actually think a night in with your two favorite people is painfully overdue. how does a bottle of wine, some apple juice for jack, and a good ol' marathon of the toy story movies sound to you ? i'm trying to raise him in a cultured household, obviously. / @kennyjenncr