Itās official ā my phone is haunted. If I leave my Skype app open and set it down on the table, it will just randomly call people while Iām not even touching it. These ghosts must be pretty lonely because all they ever wanna do is talk on Skype.
Who knows what itāll be next ā theyāll start buying haunted items on Amazon or using my Chipotle app. Iām not ready for this next-level roommate committment. Should I get my phone exercised? Send advice, please and thanks.
If the ghosts order Chipotle, wouldnāt that just mean youāll get random, unexpected deliveries? I canāt see that being a bad thing.










