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borderlands summer bingo 3. - “tie dye shirts”
Zer0 is ready for the summer
Dime, ¿ya se cansó tu
nostalgia de buscar fuego
en el fondo del océano?
@apocalypseraised ( sc )
❛ that is not a toy╾╾ it is a weapon of death. and it’s expensive.❜
❝ I've been wonderin, amigo; why "zero"? why not somethin' like "five seven five" since you do those haikus n shit. ❞ you'll have to forgive him, zer0, mordecai is drunk. again.
❛ "zero” survivors after someone asks about my personal life. ❜
they don’t glance at the hunter as they “answer” his question╾╾ gaze instead focused on the full glass of moxxi’s worst liquor in their hands ( though how and if they actually drink it is a mystery ). they’ve been asked this question often, and whether asked by strangers or those who they have come to consider… friends(?) zer0 finds amusement ╾╾ hidden behind black helmet screens and monotone voices ╾╾ in giving a wildly different answer each time. after a pause they slide their untouched cup in mordecai’s direction.

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Ezra Miller, november 2018.
@adventures-written ( sc )
❛ don’t hold it like that, you’re bound to injure yourself. is this your first gun? ❜
the words aren’t said with judgement, or any emotion at all ╾╾just a neutral question as they stare at the man’s hands, which are bound to lose a few fingers if he doesn’t adjust his posture. still with no expression on their blank mask, zer0 lightly wiggles one of their four-digited hands at the company man ╾╾their style of... humor?
FREEESTYLEEE
Maybe actually coloring this at some point :’)
grimcycle:
so the lead had been bad. the whole gig had been bad. the floorboards and the catwalks, creaking with bad bad bad. nothing rhys hadn’t pretended to know how to deal with before. laughed his way through reassurances that tasted funny and off. trying to talk to psychos in a way he had chairmen in board meetings.. not the best route. neither had running been high on an already meager list. but hearing how nice his face was had a way of losing its flavor when, too many now, had he seen wearing the peeled off masks of others. no one he’d recognized, but.. better safe than sorry— yadda yadda.
the midpoint between explaining the expense of his attire and the false praise of one of their dos.. they’d been a flash. a blur in peripherals that warranted an alarm and he’d debate the existence of that shriek, crawled up and out his throat, later. call it a misunderstanding or an accident or, maybe, it hadn’t ever happened at all. point was, “ oh man.. wow, uh.. for the record, i’m not crying, i’m just, yanno.. really happy to see you— is that a new helmet ? ”
bad lighting didn’t steal anything from the aw of them. all tall and— he was staring. right. it was weird and people on pandora, even the ones he’d gotten used to the sight of, had habit of getting jumpy when he stopped blinking. smoothed a sweaty palm down the slight of his hip, the impasse hurtled with minor fumbling before the company ahead, all thunderous approach and shouts he’d stopped trying to decipher a meaning of, had put a haze of dust in the air. “ oh, them ? that’s not TROUBLE. no no, that’s, uh.. the locals. absolutely had this under control— seriously, that helmet is really cool. ”
they don’t say anything, don’t even move a hair as the crowd in front of them start growing agitated, even when they can sense the shift in the air ╾╾the turn to bloodlust. the feeling of incoming battle that sings through their veins but zer0 does nothing but turn their head to the company man they had met ╾╾ encountered, really ╾╾ a few times before, oddly enough always in a situation like this.
the neutral black screen of their helmet remains for a few seconds, even as a chaotic cacophony erupts behind them, the limbs of the locals twitchIng, machetes and guns and daggers already slashing restlessly at the air. then zer0’s mask, still facing rhys, turns to a heart, acknowledging the compliment.
they stay like that, staring and poised in perfect stillness, only moving in the breathing that shakes their lithe frame, even as the psychos around them begin to fall, cut down by an unseen force. when their illusion disappears and they’re visible behind the crowd again, only two well-placed slashes are needed to quiet the few that remained. the assassin sheaths their bloodied katana and slowly, as if their aren’t tank motors revving in the town behind them, walks back over to rhys.
❛ let’s evacuate, before more of them join in. that would be a pain.❜
biohnic:
❛ your wounds are healing slowly. what was that thing? ❜ // @haikil: sc.
❛ i cannot be sure. it attacked from the darkness. i will hunt it, soon. ❜
they look down at the healing wounds that cut through their armor, blank mask impassive. zer0 look as if they’re not going to respond, and in truth getting wounded was so commonplace that they were also more used to being healed than they were to eating food. but rarely were they healed by strangers. ❛ ╾╾ thanks, ❜ they add simply. they don’t say anything more, but they also don’t leave, curiosity threaded in their silence.

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( @grimcycle )
❛ so we meet again. how are you always getting into such trouble? ❜
the’ve dropped down from an unknown ceiling in front of the company man, back to him as they fluidly pull out their sword, a gleaming threat at the crowd around them.
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” -mordy
( scrubs sentence starters )
❛ what if she can’t find where my eyes are? does that work? obtain a helmet.❜
Scrubs {Sentence Starters}
“Ahh. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.”
“You have no chance of being normal.”
“Don’t ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that.”
“A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.”
“It’s the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
“Nothing’s worse than a ninja - they’re masters of every style of combat.”
“Have you been in the supply closet, crying?”
“It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man date.”
“There’s a good chance I’m gonna kill someone.”
“The only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall.”
“Gosh, now I’m too proud of you to be mad at you.”
“Relationships don’t work they way they do on television and in the movies.”
“Sometimes it feels like you’re holding back.”
“All you do is bitch about your relationships all day long!”
“We’re only four seconds in and I’m already regretting my decision.”
“I can’t believe you lost our bottle opener.”
“I think we both know there’s a little more to it than that.”
“Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?”
“Why don’t I ever listen to me?”
“Well isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.”
“Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”
“I can’t help but notice you love telling jokes.”
“Do you want to be alone?”
“You’re telling me that you actually made a decision that had a positive impact on your life?”
“Can you get that for me? I can’t reach it.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey.”
“That was my mistake. I keep forgetting that you’re a horrible, horrible person.”
“Why are you so afraid of loving me?”
“Do you want to cry a little?”
“Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?”
“What do I know about good relationships?”
“Newsflash! You can’t drink and then come to work!”
“Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?“
Daft Punk by Jay Brooks

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assassinated what a satisfying word with five syllables.
cont’d @fromdcpths
❛ they will not be pleased. but if we hide him well, then ╾╾ they can’t know it’s us.❜
the words are spoken with little inflection as the assassin picks up the feet of the corpse, ready to drag, and starts scanning the area for a suitable bush, or ammo dump, or anything really. of course, they’re in the fucking desert, so it’s all open plains and skag as far as the eye can see.
❛ welp. shit, ❜ they monotone.