Scenarios that I wrote for my dr (NOTE: I HAVEN'T SHIFTED YET CAUSE I ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP AND FORGOT):
Gwen: How did you manage to make THE Vance Hopper to join us? Aka Vance "I'll smash your head on the wall if you stare at me" Hopper!?
Gwen: How am I supposed to calm the fuck down!? The literally Vance "Pinball" Hopper is walking with us!
Me: It's ezzy, I offered him drugs.
Vance: No she did not, they said she was gonna tell on my mom that I almost got arrested again.
Finney: isn't that illegal?
Daffy: Well, he did an illegal thing and I did an illegal thing, so we pretty much cancelled each other out like negative and positive.
Gwen: ... I can see why you guys are friends.
Finney: But you both did negative things?
Gwen: Finney, don't you ever wonder how awfully chill haevoc is?
Robin: Haevoc? I think they are pretty chill.
Gwen: Too chill to be exact! I literally saw them chilling while Vance beat up some people!
Finney: What I saw is even worse, I share science with her and she didn't even noticed that she was bleeding until I pointed it out!
Robin: Wow, I never thought they'd be that chill. Wait,Isn't that Haevoc?
Me(chilling on the road): Heyo!
Billy: So you practice Witch Craft?
Gwen: Like, are you serious?
Me: Yes and yes, ask Vance on what we did yesterday!
Vance: Do you guys know that Mr. Nelson got hospitalized?
Gwen: wait! Did you guys fucking cursed him?
Vance: what? Fuck no! Haevoc told me that it can backfire so we did not curse him.
Gwen: Then what did you do?
Me: We throw crystals at him, witch-style!
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