Multimuse Blog

I’ve been binging this during quarantine and I’m deadass obsessed. Feel free to change the pronouns!

“What are you blathering about?”

“You can’t be this naiive or this dumb to technology.”

“I’ll tell you what, you got me there! Maybe!”

“But we finish each others’ sentences! It’s adorable!”

“I can’t say goodbye. I always say goodnight, because goodbye means forever.”

“Um…I kicked a cop in the nuts.”

“The lies end now.”

“I swear, if it turns out to be him, I’m gonna slap the taste out of his mouth.“

“As much as you love someone, you can’t trick them into loving you back.“

“She didn’t take my flower! That’s sad, huh?”

“No one believes they’re a bad person at the end of the day.”

“Bitch, you’re cut off!”

“Come on, you look like a bunny rabbit. You’re so small and soft.”

“Kinda let her know we mean buisness.”

“This boy’s got more issues than Vogue.”

* I can’t decide what I want there’s too many flavours.

* Just choose a flavour and a topping already!

* We should go to the new place that opened up! I heard they have like fifty ice cream flavours!

* Do you think I would get judged if I asked for sprinkles? Like-Just sprinkles no ice cream or syrup? 

* Is it dairy free?

* I don’t care if I’m lacto intolerant I’m going to eat this ice cream and no one is going to stop me.. You probably should, but I encourage you not to.

* I want a double scoop, chocolate syrup, fudge pieces.. Actually can I get a bowl?.. For more ice cream, sauce and fudge?

* Wait wait wait-You brought a big ice cream for 10 (insert currency) Just so you could eat their special giant wafer.. But you only ate the wafer and not the ice cream?!

* Hey look! They do ice cream challenges! Let’s do one!

* I should not have eaten that much ice cream.

* I can’t I’m diabetic.

* How many (insert calories, sugar or carbs here) is it?

* There goes my diet. Totally worth it.

* Hurry! It’s melting!

* (Drops ice cream)

* (Gives ice cream after seeing muse drop theirs)

* These would make such good milkshakes!

* Uh dude it’s becoming less ice cream and more straight up milk.

* (Runs outside the house because they heard the ice cream van)

* (Chasing muse after they ran out of the house because they heard the ice cream van) YOU FORGOT THE MONEY FOR THE ICE CREAM! 

* What’s your favourite flavour?

* I’m more of a (insert muses favourite flavour here) fan myself.

* (Dipping fries into ice cream) What? Everyone’s done it.

* Are you.. Dipping your fries into the ice cream?

* Do you have any samples?

* I’ll take (Insert flavour, sauce, toppings ect) please!

aka shit i’ve said while half asleep

‘ i have to take care of my eyeballs. they’re the only ones i’ve got. ’

‘ i don’t understand any of what’s happening — but sounds lit ! ’

‘ don’t let the virgos become friends - that’s a recipe for disaster. ’

‘ just let your lizard brain win for once. ’

‘ what if i just... fell asleep.. right now. how sexy would that be ? ’

‘ so the pharmacist ... is my neighbor ? who the hell could’ve guessed that. ’

‘ hey guess what ? fuck off ! love you, bye. ’

‘ go take a shower, stinky. ’

‘ ma’am, this is not a wendy’s drive through, but that doesn’t mean you can do that. ’

‘ i don’t have NEARLY enough of a self preservation instinct for that. ’

‘ we better not be expecting anymore uninvited, eight-legged guests. ’

‘ i’m worried. i’m very VERY worried. i’m very very VERY worried. ’

‘ ma’am. miss ?? uh, madam? HEY LADY ! ’

‘ ( violent inhale ) - no. ’

‘ my dog won’t stop licking my knee. does she know something i don’t — ? ’

‘ who told james cameron we wanted FOUR more avatar movies ? because that was a questionable decision at best. ’

‘ what the hap fuck— nope. ’

‘ our island is slowly being swallowed by flowers, but i regret nothing. ’

‘ if i close my eyes, i cant see anything. ’

Change as needed

“I’m a kicker. K-i-c-k-e-r.”

“I recommend you shut the fuck up.”

“Those jeans are hella low.”

“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”

“That place is disgusting, everyone there has a mustache.”

“Okay, this one’s in shock. Great.”

“What’s wrong with you? Besides the obvious surface flaws.”

“I feel guilty just breathing.”

“Feel my heart, ___. I think it’s broken.”

“You’re so warm. Why are you so warm?”

“Well it’s four o’clock so technically you had a day terror.”

“One day you’re gonna be crying out for me and I’m not gonna be there.”

“I feel so scrumptious!”

“Move on dot org.”

“I’m having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.”

“I am a god.”

“Well the bad luck’s gotta be over, right? I mean it can’t get any worse, right?”

“This isn’t really your house, is it?”

“Do you even know my last name?”

“Ooh, puncture wound. God that’s so emo.”

“I need you frightened. I need you hopeless.”

“Enough with the screaming, you’re such a cliche.”

“Satan is our only hope.”

“They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me but for some reason it didn’t.”

“It’s like some x-men shit, right?”

“I got the monopoly on pain.”

“Sorrow was last week’s emotion.”

“I’ve been through the occult section of the library five times.”

“I care about you so much, ___. More than I’ve ever had the guts to admit.”

“I feel so empty.”

“Saint Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to crush this bitch!”

“Wow, nice insult Hannah Montana. Got anymore harsh digs?”

“See? At least I’m consistent.”

“I am going to eat your soul and shit it out!”

“Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot?”

“God, you’re butch.”

clothing style.

before - bed routine. 

eating habits.

concept of home and family. 

hobbies. 

fighting style.

what calms your muse down after a bad day?

talk about one person your muse loves.

ways your muse says i love you.

describe your muse’s laugh. 

what items can be found in your muse’s pockets? 

talk about your muse’s most prized possession(s).

describe your muse’s walk. 

talk about your muse’s accent.

describe your muse’s smile. 

how often does your muse get sick?

does your muse know when to rest, or do they push themselves?

does your muse snore? sleeptalk? sleepwalk?

the thing(s) your muse thinks about before falling asleep.

is your muse a fitful or a quiet sleeper?

your muse’s thoughts on cops and other authority figures.

skills and special talents. 

disabilities or illnesses. 

habits and mannerisms.

introvert or extrovert.

religious or non - religious.

verbal or non - verbal communication.

something your muse could never forgive.

something that makes your muse smile.

something that scares your muse.

something that gives your muse hope.

how your muse responds to being helped / taken care of.

how your muse responds to unconditional love.

how your muse responds to danger.

how your muse responds to stress.  

how your muse responds to anger.

“Maybe you can worship me.” Jamie teased, showing off her enormous biceps once more. “I mean I think that deserves to be worshipped.” She noted. She meant it as a joke, but also not a joke.