Rowan Fortescue

Well, of course I do. Why wouldn’t I?

Why would you? There's plenty of other people to miss, who are far more placid and dainty, don't you think?

I thought it was the other way around? One sucks the ice cream?

I'm going to pretend you didn't just make that joke.

Should I be scared? I’m a little bit scared. 

Yeah, yeah you should be. Ice cream sucks.

Why would I kill you? I like you too much. 

Oh, do you?

I’ll stop talking now then. 

I'm still not entirely sure one of us isn't a crazy axe murderer, you know..

I prefer the term lover of ice cream. Probably? You’d miss me too much.

Seriously, one more word about ice cream, and I'll re-think this walk.

C’mon Rhiannon, could you really kill me? Look at this face? You’d miss this face.

I see the face of an ice-cream liker. Alright, I probably wouldn't kill you.

Ladies choice. 

..You're lucky I left my weapons in my other pockets.

I love a good challenge.

Is this gonna be a walk-and-talk or walk-and-axe murder?

I love it and you can’t make me change my mind. 

I can, and I will. Challenge accepted.

I adore ice cream hot days…cold days. Fuckin’ ice cream man. Love it.

..No, you don't. Trust me. Ice cream is awful.

I love ice cream.

No, you don't. You think you love ice cream, because you've fallen victim to the social phenomenon known as hot-day-plus-cold-and-sweet-equals-happy. I could think of a thousand other things to keep a person happy.

I can’t really remember it all, to be honest. Rosie gave me some moonshine and it kind of hit me pretty hard. Good chat though.

M-moonshine? You were drunk? You were drunk and with a Gryffindor bloke?

I’ve been to some great parties. None of them here though.

No, I don't think you do.

If you’re sure. 

What? Why? About what?

And how is a party, living?

You obviously haven't been to the right parties if you even have to ask that question.