-holden discovers the smiths and then becomes really, really obsessed with them for a month and then after a month he starts really hating them and spreading hate about them everywhere
-sometimes holden is yapping on reddit just for the lore
-stardlater is obssesed with chatgpt
-ackley is "making art" with ai and hes sure hes such a great artist
-holden really hates dark chocolate
-holden installs instagram so he could see phony stuff people are he knows post because it entertains him
-sally is like the girls in your class who post "may he rest in peace" on their stories when someone they dont know dies in a car accident and they post about it on the news (and if they knew him they would bully him)
-jane wears a lot of scarves
-stardlater grew up to be the kind of pedophile who goes to tumblr to find girls who like lana del rey and want "older men"
-holden loves elliot smith
-girls from phoebe's class are sephora kids and doing skincare at 10 and all that shit, and holden always tells phoebe theyre such phonies
-holden would post on reddit stuff like "yall are a bunch of phonies youre so preformative yall dont like clit like i do", and then people wont really understand what he wants and ask him whats up with him, and he'll be like "well yeah i feel like most of you never even picked up a classic literature book"
thats it🥹🥹hope you enjoyed