lol very eloquent

An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can

MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT SAVE THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

WATCH http://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8 ITS THE BEST DUB and this is not going to take u to my blog or some shit just watch it and if you don't laugh u need a sense of humor ok

i’m so happy that “Damn Daniel!” is now becoming a thing… last year people were ridiculing shoes with “What are thooooose!” but this time we’re complimenting shoes with “Damn Daniel!” what a positive development. thank you Beast Boy

Do you ever wonder how much you exist in other people’s lives? I’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass through a certain town. I wonder how many stories I’ve been a part of that I may have forgotten. I wonder if I still I exist in the minds of people that I don’t speak to anymore. I wonder how many times a day I pass through someone’s head.

Special talents: I can hear a Taylor Swift song on mute