Sick Sad World

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

hey roger help me be less of a fuckup pls

damn.. i believe in roger

let’s me try

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

i want to throw him onto the ground as hard as i can and watch shatter him into pieces fuck you ceramic yoda

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

Me, justifying skipping my 8am lecture to sleep

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

i hope this year has a good ending