Just because I am Romanian...

Most Romanians do like Garlic, it is used in quite a few of our countries signature dishes, once again reiterating the fact we are not Vampires. No we have not evolved and adapted to garlic to trick the rest of you.

Just because I'm Romanian doesn't make me a Gypsy, so no you may not have my tears. If you ask again I'll give you something to cry about and then you'll have your very own tears.

Just because I am Romanian, does not mean I am necessarily from Transylvania or that I will try drain you of your blood in your slumber.