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Double Dare was key to my becoming a slapstick fan. I always wanted to go on the show, but I'm sure I would have been way too nervous to ever actually strap on the helmet and goggles!

But as it turns out, when you're a grown-up with disposable income and friends who understand your quirks, you can make all your Nickelodeon dreams come true.

You can put together a full Double Dare uniform (blue team all the way), make a dozen big, thick, cream pies - probably creamier than the ones they used on the show - and have your friend put you in the hot seat for the full Nickelodeon treatment.

There's something exciting about seeing a high performance athlete get nailed with a pie. Here are two funny, sexy scenes where a boxer and a football player get obliterated with big, heavy whipped cream pies. I'm shirtless and cocky in both, and I get pied a total of seven times.

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