Hamilton Is Love Hamilton Is Life

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

Laughter because guys, sex toys. They can be used alone or in company. Also there is medication to treat stds and stis. And it would probably not be a bad idea to reinforce getting testing when joining a new sexual partner. But TOYSSSSS.

when i’m emotionally damaged but trying to brush it off

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

Did you know that the first time Lin Manuel Miranda sang Alexander Hamilton at the White House, they laughed at him. They f##king laughed at him… WELL LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW

Hey now, that’s kinda rude. We all sorta giggled at a founding fathers rap opera because, honestly, it sounds a bit ridiculous at first. Get off your high horse, and don’t judge them for laughing, because they stopped after he began.Also, the way he phrased it was meant to be comedic.

It's actually the breaks. The Doctor forgot to take the brakes off

no you dont understand the charmeleon is like level 20

What the.

Can someone who speaks Pokemon explain this??

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?