The New Americana

Neck kissing is like heaven, except it mainly makes you breathe really hard and want to commit a lot of sins right then.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

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There’s nothing worse than someone who says they like you but won’t commit yet still doesn’t let you go. They’re selfish, and they’re hurting you.

This.

OMG IM BEING HURT SO BAD RN

Who does the thing where you hyperfixate on a new song and play it over and over again (reblog only if you’re neurodivergent)

wait is this a neurodivergent thing??? bc i do this like a lot and as corny as it sounds i thought i was the only one

..i thought it was a normal human thing. huh

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

hey babe I made you this mixtape for valentine’s day. I don’t know many love songs so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row