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Endersent (or just The Sent)

They are voidborn, much like Endermen and Enderlings.

They are extremely intelligent and long-lived, at the expense of concepts like empathy and individuality. There are twelve Sent as per twelve eyes of Ender. They function as one unit. They have incredibly strong front limbs and mandibles (which are hidden behind their fleshy lips).

the engineer run is a challenge run where I can only use zonai to fight things, move things, break things etc. if it can be done with zonai stuff it MUST be done with zonai stuff. so no weapons, no horses or paraglider, nothing that's not zonai

Then he started watching a clip of like a naked lady dancing I guess???? Where he was like: I could do that better than her THEN HE STARTED PLAYING A MARIO GAME

I posted about it on Tumblr like ???? But no one was like why is Doug Doug on pornhub?, everyone was just like and what were you doing on pornhub?

But there was at least one person who got so defensive about it like LIAR DOUG DOUG WOULD NEVER

them like he would and I laughed

so hard I woke up

It will kill you very badly

And I could excuse it because Link has the ghost arm of a god-goat coursing with magic energy, surely that can provide a solution to our terminal velocity hero being exploded by surface tension on impact

Except that last dive, the most important dive in the story, where he miraculously has his own arm back, wrangles his ragdolling gf in midair, and both are somehow not turned into jello by plummeting 120 miles per hour headfirst into an apparently waist deep puddle

And you might say, he's our hero, of course he survives. But that doesn't quite hold up when you take into account the million ways we have experienced our hero eating ultimate shit in both absurd and spectacular fashion

TanukiJoel very much inspired by @mellozheist 's design of him

Did you know that the Lady of Shadows herself was a raccoon in a past life?

Anyway this is them on an icecream date <3!!

Because that’s the sort of thing you would notice, right? There’s no way you wouldn’t, not when you have black hair. If he were blonde I could understand it (golden-white hairs will you ever reveal your secrets to me) but you have to notice when it’s such a starkly different colour from the rest of your hair.

But then you look at the position of the grey streak and realise that huh, that would be really hard to see on yourself. It would only be visible when it was falling in front of his face, and who can really make out any sort of detail on something that is directly in front of their eyes? You’d probably need to look at your own reflection to notice that streak.

And let’s say for the sake of argument that mirrors do not exist in the Hermitcraft universe because as they are not an item you can craft in minecraft… there’s other options. Glass is still reflective and that exists; polished iron, of which Mumbo has plenty what with the fact that he is the one selling it; and you cannot forget the fact that he lives right by the river. If nothing else he would see his reflection there.

Unless of course…

Unless…

Unless he didn’t have a reflection…