johnathan

Maybe all men are evil and need to die or something

How the fuck do you use excel

Happy pride month to older women stuck in a heteronormative world, happy pride month to 40yo women that are still pining after a woman they havent seen in 20 years, and happy pride month to stanley tucci

Happy gay month cause you know you gay and shit

Having a very difficult time choosing what language to learn

I think its funny when i see some fandom thing thats about the college experience. Saw someone say “wow they’re roommatss now so they can never escape each other”. My brother in christ, i saw my roommates maybe 5 times this whole past semester

Having no seat on a several hours long bus ride should be a punishment in the 8th circle of hell

Whatever a bangaranga is, i have been persuaded. I am also it

6 years late to this but bruh, they weren’t even given one more minute, i’ll shoot myself

Sometimes i post art on my art blog that is small and i go on tumblr like 10 minutes later and i see a notification and i get happy and then turns out scammerasshole3000 commented that there is something wrong with my account that i immediately need to message them about it

Sam felt ben throwing rock paper scissors and he decided he must instead throw his entire winning run

People just have a terrible hatred for sequels and thats why all the youtube videos for the devil wears prada 2 are titled something like “if anne hathway can deadlift 250lb and stanley tucci is apparently in a straight marriage, can the sun shine just right for me to call tdwp2 a flop”

Emily is probably a bit too obsessed w andy for it to be normal but its ok, loved that for them

Heated rivalry also made me realize i was straight, cause i was watching shane and ilya go at it with a completely straight face but rose landry smiling on screen had me kicking my feet