Welcome To Hell, My Dudes

Judas Priest really said be gay do crime

I haven’t even listened to them but steel panther is like the anti-nirvana

Sometimes i just wish i could live a simple life as a cowboy y’know

God knew I would be too powerful if i could effectively read and listen to music at the same time

You should be able to spike bubble tea

Guns n roses Appetite For Destruction is so weird its like half the songs are love songs and the rest are about mindless sex drugs and partying bro do you respect women or not

Appreciation post for Kristen Stewart as Sabina in the 2019 remake of Charlie’s Angels

Yeah i love classic disney films but could you tone it down with the misogyny please bro

Yeah but why bother experiencing emotional warmth when you can just take a really long shower?

If I were whisked away into the afterlife by a corpse bride due to a misunderstanding, i would simply spend the rest of eternity with her. Like, rip to Victor Van Dort but im different

The smell of hair dye brings back so many repressed emotions and traumatic memories haha

Horror movies turn into comedies if your sense of humour gets dark enough