BOOYA !!

“  i  only  called  you  that  after  you  called  me  a  REJECT  PRE-TEEN  GOTH  --  tit  for  tat  you  feathery  bozo,  don’t  dish  it  if  you  can’t  take  it  !  “  arms  crossed,  demeanor  defensive  ;  childish.  clearly  she  really  is  no  better  than  he  is  in  this  situation.  ( @avieritas​ )

the  thief  struck  when  the  time  was  juuust  right  !  &  quickly  too.  with  childish  bet  still  ringing  in  her  ears  she’s  running,  full  speed  &  then  some  with  dori’s  help.  “  HA  !!  try  to  tell  me  i  can’t  steal  your  sword  well  !!   GUESS  WHAT  HOMIE  --  !!  “   triumphant   cackle  continues  to  camouflage  the  demon’s  call  for  urgent  attention.  <<  kenzi  ...  KENZI  !!  >>  continually  telepathically  chirps  right  before  .  .  .    “  GOD  --  WH--  ?!  “  her  own  exclamation  is  cut  short  ,  protruding  edges  of  the  queen  clipping  the  doorway  she’d  intended  to  run  through.  a  little  impressive  really,  the  way  the  door  frame  actually  CRACKS  a  bit  with  the  force  with  which  she  was  fleeing  .  .  .  less  impressive  the  way  she’s  completely  closelined  herself ;  jerking  backwards  &  slamming  straight  to  the  ground.  effectively  seeing  stars  the  human  lays  flat,  dazed  still  when  hands  finally  rise  to  clutch  her  spinning  head.  "  n-no  it’s  duck  huntin’  season  .  .  .  “  mumbles,  barley  a  sunday  morning  cartoon  referencing  whisper.  (  @hellrend , dare  accepted.  )

“  .  .  .  hold  up,  your  sword  has  your  own  name  in  it ?  “  a  grin,  comical  laced  disbelief  perking  dark  brows,  “  honestly  i  can’t  tell  if  that’s  super  baller  or  the  dumbest  divine  comedy  bullshit  i’ve  ever  heard.  “  oh ,  unbridled  thought.  a  gift  &  a  curse  that  often  snags  the  human  in  a  fair  amount  of  trouble  on  a  regular  basis.  lips  purse,  eyes  darting  from  sword  to  wielder  then  back  ‘round  again  ;  a  wielder  far  &  wide  recognized  as  much  more  experienced  as  she’d  ever  be. . .  way  to  insult  a  freakin’  legend -- dial  it  back  kenz  !!    “  uh.  i  mean.  it’s  still  a  dope  ass  sword  --  don’t  get  me  wrong.  &  you’re  .  .  .  y’know.  cool  too.  “  nailed  it. 

kenzi travels with the succubus bo dennis & aids humans in dispatching low & medium ranking demonic activity. she carries with her a sword fondly dubbed geraldine, a seemingly innocuous katana grifted from a pawn shop ( later revealed to contain the sealed power of a shadow demon none too happy he was now called geraldine & being wielded by a human. )  with his help kenzi gains enhanced agility, dexterity, balance, & reflexes as well as low level shadow wielding abilities to aid her in surviving the clash of demonic worlds with the human one. though she’s very adamant that she be called the shadow thief  it’s yet to properly catch on.